Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
Go check out the angry video game nerd on you tube, its hillarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en-GB&v=VvR_3OTxs8A
The honorable mention goes to :
The United Kingdom
…followed closely by
The United States of America
and then ……………. Poland
but 3rd Place must go to…
Greece
it was very very close – but the runner up prize
was awarded to….
…………. Serbia
but the winner of the husband/partner
of the year is …..
……… Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics. Look, he’s even holding her hand…
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how
he determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.’
‘Oh, I understand,’ said the visitor. ‘A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.’
‘No’ said the Director, ‘A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?’
Voltron is about uber l337 robot felines that join together to fight evil the voltron form, wihch is a big gay manform robot that kills so much. i used to have a voltron coloring book when i was lttle but i dont kmow where it went. damit it was nice tyoo, tole the whole voltron story all about action. i even made voltron my msn name cause MTV made a joke about a “voltron of crap” this means like a “super conglomeration of crap” or a “network of crap” like MTV. i hope voltron rapes MTV and sets it all on fire to death. ApoC, 2003
The new weight lifting competition at Sydney.
I knew beef was bad for you but DAMN!
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